Guides · Editorial
Plain-English answers to the questions you didn't want to ask out loud.
Hygiene, condition, consent, storage, listing copy — written by our editorial team, read by 40,000 quiet subscribers.
Hygiene · Featured
How we sanitise (and what you can do at home).
A clinical walkthrough of UV-C exposure, ultrasonic cleaning, and the boring but essential routines that make second-hand intimacy products safe.
Apr 2026 · 8 min read
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Selling
Condition grading without lying to yourself.
The six grades, what counts as wear, when 'like new' is a stretch, and the language buyers trust.
Mar 2026 · 6 min
Selling
Your first listing: photographs, light, captions.
We bought a $30 light, took three setups, and tracked which one converted best. Spoiler: it was the dullest one.
Mar 2026 · 5 min
Couples
Consent kits — what we put in, and why.
Every restraint set ships with a one-page consent guide. Here is the language we use, and why we keep it short.
Feb 2026 · 7 min
Care
Storage: silicone, leather, fabric, glass.
Each material has a different enemy. A short reference card for your bedside drawer.
Feb 2026 · 4 min
Buying
The case for buying pre-owned, in three numbers.
80% of luxury intimacy items leave the box once. The price drop, the climate maths, the small acts of care.
Jan 2026 · 6 min